I Own TIM's "Meat Rack"

...So let's talk about it, shall we?


First off, it's decent enough. It is pornography, which means it can't capture that immediate, beautiful sensation of a thick hard dick up your ass squirting a lava-hot load against your prostate. It can't capture that feeling I love as a top, of a guy's sphincter muscles pushing your foreskin back as you shove yourself into him. But it does well enough as is.

The major problem: It's shot in the wild, on Fire Island. Meaning Paul Morris and Max Sohl can't stage scenes in the most optimal manner. If you watch porn, you want to see the raw, naked, thick-veined shaft pushing itself into the anus. You don't want it implied -- we're not talking Skinemax here...

Also, it's modern bareback. Meaning there's no accidental, totally internal cum-shot, with the top looking as lost as a little lamb, wondering how his load got in the guy. This is planned -- perversely, too staged, in a sense -- which is part of the problem. The guys shoot, spray one shot on Dawson's back, and squeeze the rest of it into his hole. To be sure, Dawson doesn't nearly take the gallons of semen the promos imply.
Still it's better than your average porno, what with that's insistence on plot and laughable loyalty to continuity. "Meat Rack" is pure action. All that's filmed is the act of fucking -- very valuable as a puller of baby-batter goes.

All in all I liked it. I've got it on the DVD player right now, a tiny bottle of Astroglide dripping onto my cockhead as I spank to this. In particular, I'm happy with the Jeff Grove scene. The guys are cute (alas, no Jesse O'Toole or Nick Piston in this one), but nothing to write home about. Shannen Michaels is decent enough, but he's an awfully reluctant top... Still, I'd hit it.

If you're gonna go with TIM, "Cumsloppy Buttholes" or "Breeding Season" might be better investments. Like I said, shooting in the wild means missing out on a lot of the clinical visuals that are necessary to making porn masturbatory material.

In short: Don't get me wrong. You should totally buy it. Go ahead and bang your cock to the pics on their website, and buy one of Paul's movies. It's just that this should not be your first and/or only Treasure Island Media purchase. And if you've got this, and you want the perfect jack-off experience, make sure to go into special features and click on the "Breeding Review." That's perfect for pulling it.