Something Really Awful

According to the first entry in Urban Dictionary:

The Donkey Punch is when your [sic] engaged in anal sex and when your [sic] about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).

Now, we all know this is bullshit, right? It's the sort of stuff that happens in frat stories and urban legends.

Well, that didn't stop these assholes...

...And this is where I link to this Something Awful golden hit, 'cos frankly, the only way to view something like this is through the lense of a sick sense of humor.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for freaky straight porn, but if these images...




...don't make you vaguely ill, you've got something wrong with you...