Sunday Night Jack Off

Well, I was supposed to do something with the Air Force Sex Toy tonight, but I never heard from him, so I'm gonna have to look through my files and see what kind of wank worthy material I can find.

Another Lazy TMI Post

But first, thumbnails featuring the few, the proud, the horny:





And now that your appetite is whetted, on to the good stuff: I've got to say I'm loving TMI's products a lot more since they first began. Then, the main appeal was that they were doing stuff not seen elsewhere, namely cum-eating and breeding. Others have been nipping at their heels ever since, yet Paul Morris & Co. have matured since then, and have stayed relevant despite the competition. Their latest paean to boy-batter ingestion is all-around a far superior product to the old "Swallow... More"; no creepy synth soundtrack, no "off" models, no awkward background apologies and directions, and far better in the production values department, "Drunk On Cum 3" is a pr0nucopia of delicious slurping:










Don't get me wrong. As is clear from the preceding shots, they still employ for the most part everyday sloppy, slobbery guys doing the usual snowballing and jizz-gurgling, but their selection has improved somewhat, the lighting's better, and the action has, if anything gotten even more adventurous. Caedon Chase, featured in three of the stills above, is a particularly lovely treat.

Beards

Beards with sticky stuff in them...

Think Ink

Mmmm...love a man with tats

Size Queen

Does Kate Spade make una bolsa for this?

Random Shots

Be careful....that first one's a whopper

Cholos

I saw a movie the other night and was reminded about how hot cholos can be.

Something Really Awful

According to the first entry in Urban Dictionary:

The Donkey Punch is when your [sic] engaged in anal sex and when your [sic] about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).

Now, we all know this is bullshit, right? It's the sort of stuff that happens in frat stories and urban legends.

Well, that didn't stop these assholes...

...And this is where I link to this Something Awful golden hit, 'cos frankly, the only way to view something like this is through the lense of a sick sense of humor.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for freaky straight porn, but if these images...




...don't make you vaguely ill, you've got something wrong with you...